hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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