Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize