would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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