Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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