Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Drake has all the answers
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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