He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize