if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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