How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
And then he peed in my hair
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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