I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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