I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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