me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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