i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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