I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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