My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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