You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
even my farts smell like vagina
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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