Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Redeem this text for a blowjob
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
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