Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry franklinp hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(248): View more from Michigan

im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me

Fav 10 1507 791
share tweet
(760): View more from California

she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.

Fav 24 2062 4416
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(513): View more from Ohio

she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."

Fav 11 6207 1476
share tweet
(613): View more from Ontario

His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...

Fav 13 1217 3491
share tweet
(516): View more from New York

Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"

Fav 8 5732 1135
share tweet
(702): View more from Nevada

So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.

Fav 11 913 2350
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(442): View more from California

her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.

Fav 12 3861 1215
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(+44): View more from United Kingdom

you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB

Fav 5 2204 1073
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(303): View more from Colorado

The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.

Fav 0 35 22
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT