Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
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