look no pants
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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