he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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