What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Randomize
