Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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