turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
Someone signed my nipple.
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