stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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