I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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