so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
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