Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I just found puke in my bra..
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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