she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
We need to rekindle our bromance
I wish you could order shots online.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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