oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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