whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
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