You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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