During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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