I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
Randomize
