im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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