He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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