Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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