You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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