Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
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