doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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