i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
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