Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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