I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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