is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
