Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
how does that bad decision feel?
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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