I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
You were trust falling into bushes
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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