Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
We got so high we made milksteak
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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