I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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