You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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