how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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