I wish I only lived at night.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
