Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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