have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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