If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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