I want to stick my p in your. b.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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