Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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