don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Randomize